Born in warrington/england 23091978 earliest memory is spending 3 months in hospital whilst aged 3 due to a sudden surge in the intensity of excema experience seemed to leave me with a fairly debilitating shyness which i still posses moved to sheffield/england aged 5 joined dobcroft first school (mrs price) fairly uneventful time transferred to dobcroft middle school never did the work and mostly arsed around with unpopular fuckwits also developed friendship with mark due to shared interest in the quirky side of technology was to become a life long friend

Silverdale was the secondary school full of pubity pertaining to be adulthood self serving teachers and invisible mice (in my imagination anyway) during this time i began to make frequent visits to the hospital because the excema should be slowing down but wasn't, going to school wrapped up in bandages is a demon to the brain hanged around with either losers or mark, depending who was available until jim came along for a limited time only devilish fun and beauty all wrapped up in one he got me into trouble a few times but that didn’t bother me at all one term he had just left gone missing turned up in st ives...me upset

At college i met geoff he was an interesting guy to be around full of strange theories and a perculiar take on a generally accepted world plan the tutors at college were all extremely dumb and made you wonder how the like got into teaching

Went to Leeds Met Uni to read software engineering, learnt drips but most of it seemed a waste of time became disinterested and disheartened by what life seemed to offer and ended up switching off completely during the last year and ended up flunking it this wasnt good for moral and sent me into some unweirdy depression only i didn't realise it was depression until some time later

met a girl who was a delight nabbed off a friend proving for once and for all that i am not a good friend to have, spent a short while together before the rl got fucked up depression got worse and unmanagable made some lazy attempt at my arm and got meself stitched up at the a+e visited doc then sent off to a shrink was put on drugs began to slowly recover started assertiveness class reached present day and now looking for a job